Aprilie 12, 2008
Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed?
If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what exactly is a fog horn made out of?
If a train station is where a train stops, what is a workstation?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?
If a word in the dictionary is misspelled, how would we know?
If all is not lost, where is it?
Sooner or later, doesn’t everyone stop smoking?
If carrots are so good for the eyes, why do I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
If electricity comes from electrons … does that mean that morality comes from morons?
If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
If Superman is so smart, then why does he wear his underpants on the outside of his trousers?
If swimming is so good for your figure, then how do you explain whales?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?
To conclude: if you ask wrong questions, you get wrong answers. Or you’re simply dumb.